Slutty Cheesecake Bars

There’s a reason these are called Slutty Cheesecake Bars. Hello, look at the piling going on: chocolate chip cookie crust, cheesecake filling stuffed with Oreos and then topped with more Oreos and crushed Whoppers. So, yeah, we are pretty much looking at a bar that contains, 2 types of cookies, cheesecake and candy—slutty for sure.

Slutty Cheesecake Bars

And you know what?  I like slutty food. I like food though, so anything that can incorporate a few things into one easily and deliciously—I’m there.

These are so outrageous, but damn they are good. And stay tuned because if you haven’t noticed I’m on a cheesecake bar roll – remember: these, these, thesethese and these. And since I’m always trying to top myself, the next is gonna be craz-ay!

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Slutty Cheesecake Bars

Yield: Makes one 8x8 pan

Ingredients:

  • 8oz. cookie dough (ready-made or homemade)
  • 16 Oreos
  • 12 oz. cream cheese, room temperature
  • 1/3 cup sugar
  • 1 egg
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla

Topping

  • 3 oz. Whoppers, chopped
  • 5 Oreos, chopped

Directions:

Preparation

Heat oven to 350 degrees F.  Line pan with a foil sling.

  1. Roll out or using your fingers, press cookie dough to an 1/8 inch thickness and bake until crisp. Place whole Oreos on top of baked cookie crust.
  2. To make cheesecake filling: Place cream cheese, sugar, egg and vanilla in a bowl and beat until blended. Pour mixture over Oreos.
  3. Sprinkle chopped Oreos and Whoppers on top. Bake at 350 degrees for about 35-40 minutes. Remove from oven and cool completely before cutting.

*This can be prepared 3 days in advance and kept in the refrigerator tightly covered. Remove from refrigerator 20-30 minutes prior to serving. (Cut while cold for bars with nice clean edges).

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54 Responses to “Slutty Cheesecake Bars”

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    Katrina @ Warm Vanilla Sugar — January 6, 2013 @ 11:24 am

    Umm…these are absolutely amazing!!

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    Leslie — January 6, 2013 @ 1:41 pm

    Ohhhhh, I like Slutty food! I feel soooo naughty eating it!

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    Cassie | Bake Your Day — January 6, 2013 @ 2:06 pm

    I am down for some slutty food today. These look incredible, Naomi!

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    tracy {pale yellow} — January 6, 2013 @ 4:00 pm

    Thank you for being outrageous! I look forward to making some slutty cheesecake bars in the very near future!

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    Izy — January 6, 2013 @ 4:39 pm

    These look so indulgent and amazing; Another awesome cheesecake bar recipe, Naomi!

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    Aikko @ Bake Happy — January 6, 2013 @ 4:44 pm

    Thanks for the recipe Naomi! Oreos, more Oreos and crushed Whoppers? Slutty indeed!

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    Shanna@ pineapple and coconut — January 6, 2013 @ 4:49 pm

    Seriously love your versions of slutty food! Can’t wait to see what tops this – can’t even begin to imagine what it could be!

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    Averie @ Averie Cooks — January 6, 2013 @ 7:07 pm

    Loving these! There is something about stuffing Oreos inside desserts and inside cookies or bars that just takes them to the next level. And love the EASE of preparation of this one. Decadence in a hurry!

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    Liz @ Tip Top Shape — January 6, 2013 @ 7:47 pm

    Oh man, I have been meaning to make these for ages. I want to make them just for the name so that when I offer them to people I can say, “Hey, you want a slutty cheesecake bar?”. I’m sort of embarrassed by how much enjoyment I’d get out of that. lol

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    Laura (Tutti Dolci) — January 6, 2013 @ 9:44 pm

    All I need is one of these bars to make my Sunday complete!

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    Trish — January 7, 2013 @ 1:25 am

    Oh. My. Gosh. I love slutty food!
    Trish

    http://www.jellybonesblog.blogspot.com

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    Ala — January 7, 2013 @ 5:11 am

    Geez louise, girl–I would give my dignity (and jean size) up to these any day. Who cares about compromising the metaphysical!

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    Gosia — January 7, 2013 @ 2:23 pm

    This name made me laugh, I think I like slutty food too :)

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    Annie @ Annie's Noms — January 7, 2013 @ 2:41 pm

    Oh my word, these look delicious!!! I need them in my life like now! :)

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    Amanda @ The Dormestic Goddess — January 7, 2013 @ 4:06 pm

    It’s probably totally unnecessary to tell you how sinful these look! And it would probably be just as unnecessary to add a drizzle of salted caramel sauce to them…but it just might have to be done!

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    vanillasugarblog — January 7, 2013 @ 5:20 pm

    I am not making these!
    No way!
    Dangerous

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    Julie @ Table for Two — January 7, 2013 @ 6:33 pm

    These look outrageous!

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    Marian (Sweetopia) — January 7, 2013 @ 6:40 pm

    Mmmm, they look AH MAY zing!!

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    Gaby — January 7, 2013 @ 6:40 pm

    O.M.G. These look amazing. Need them in my life STAT!

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    Lori @ RecipeGirl — January 7, 2013 @ 6:44 pm

    YOU are brilliant.

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    Maria — January 7, 2013 @ 6:49 pm

    I want the entire pan!

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    Jenny Flake — January 7, 2013 @ 6:49 pm

    Love :)

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    Spery — January 7, 2013 @ 9:20 pm

    Delicious!!! Well done, dear!

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    Loretta | A Finn In The Kitchen — January 7, 2013 @ 9:49 pm

    Yowza, these look crazy!

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    teri olson — January 7, 2013 @ 9:53 pm

    They MUST be deelicious..judging from your second photo! I will definitely make these! They look fantastic, I love the simple ingredients, and the name is hilarious! A real conversation starter!

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    Heather Christo — January 7, 2013 @ 10:27 pm

    These are completely out of control Naomi (In a GOOD way!) Amazingly indulgent and drool inducing…

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    Aimee @ Simple Bites — January 8, 2013 @ 12:35 am

    You Didn’t! (you totally did.)

    Please send ASAP…

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    Mandy {Baking with Blondie} — January 8, 2013 @ 2:23 am

    Holy SMOKES, woman! This is deliciously overboard – and I can’t wait :)

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    marla — January 8, 2013 @ 12:13 pm

    These bars are quite the lookers!!!! All this great stuff in one slutty bar? Bring it.

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    katie — January 10, 2013 @ 10:13 pm

    These look amazing and oh-so slutty!

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    Kevin (Closet Cooking) — January 11, 2013 @ 3:12 pm

    Those cheesecake bars look so good!

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    Tasha Zee — January 11, 2013 @ 3:42 pm

    Loooooove! These are a must make. Yum

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    William Traylor — January 11, 2013 @ 6:13 pm

    Can you use the whipped, spreadable cream cheese instead of reguar cream cheese?

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    • Naomi replied: — January 11th, 2013 @ 7:29 pm

      Hi Willaim – I’m not sure how that would turn out. But if you give it a go, please come back and tell the rest of us!

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    Brandon @ Kitchen Konfidence — January 13, 2013 @ 9:26 pm

    Hehe, I definitely did a double take with that name! *blushing*

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    Jocelyn (Grandbaby Cakes) — January 16, 2013 @ 12:32 am

    These are so dangerous, in the best way possible. I can’t stop looking at the screen. This is a problem.

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    Vespa Woolf — January 18, 2013 @ 12:11 pm

    These sound slutty and decadent! I’m sure they’re impossible to ignore and I can’t wait to sink my teeth into one. Thanks!

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    Leah — January 18, 2013 @ 6:43 pm

    My name is Leah Rodrigues and I am a contributing editor on Foodista.com. We featured your recipe for Cheesecake Bars on our website. The post included a photo (crediting Baker’s Royale) with a link to your website for recipe instructions. I did not see a copyright disclosure on the blog. If for any reason you would like me to delete the post, let me know as soon as possible.

    Thank you,

    Leah

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    Anne@Have a Cookie! — February 12, 2013 @ 2:22 am

    O.M.G. That is all.

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    Alyssa — February 17, 2013 @ 1:30 am

    Is it better to make these the day before I plan on serving them
    Or the morning of?

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    Alyssa — February 17, 2013 @ 2:01 am

    Is it better to make this recipe the day you are serving it or the day before?

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    Ros Bayes — March 3, 2013 @ 11:12 pm

    Whoppers? Lost in translation. Here in the UK the only place you can buy Whoppers is Burger King, and I wouldn’t want them on my cheesecake!

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    • Liz replied: — March 5th, 2013 @ 3:27 pm

      Hi, I did a quick search and found that whoppers are pretty much identical to Maltesers- that’s what I used

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    Liz — March 5, 2013 @ 3:26 pm

    These are highly addictive… wonderful recipe, thanks for sharing!
    http://thesugarlump.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/slutty-cheesecake-bars.html

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    LauraLee — March 28, 2013 @ 11:31 am

    Wow, these look absolutely delicious! I am going to make these for my sister’s b-day! I can’t wait to tell her the name of them lol! She does not like whoppers though, any suggestions for a substitution??? thanks a bunch! Can’t wait to see the next slutty food :)

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    Karen — April 24, 2013 @ 7:38 pm

    Can’t wait to make these for a party on Sunday- what kind of cookie dough is best for the crust? The photo doesn’t really look like a regular sugar cookie dough. Thanks!

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    • Naomi replied: — April 24th, 2013 @ 11:42 pm

      Karen – The crust is chocolate chip cookie dough not a sugar cookie

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      • Karen replied: — April 25th, 2013 @ 4:47 am

        Thanks! As soon I clicked back to the page, the first thing I noticed was “chocolate chip cookie crust” in the description above the pic! Duh!

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    Kelsey — June 14, 2013 @ 3:52 pm

    What size pan did you use and what is a foil sling? Thanks! Looking forward to making these!

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